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April 2006

 Like a meirkat eating a shit donut

April 12, 2006 at 1:38 pm  |  politics, rant

Stupid, stupid commercial (though the jingle is catchy!).

Cheney gets booed at the Capitals’ home opener. Haha. My guess is that he was booed for being a terrible person but the reason appears to be unclear.

If you play games DO NOT BUY THEM FROM WAL-MART. It appears that Wal-Mart maybe pushing a kind of censureship. Now, I personally do not play that many violent games because they are cookie cutter and tedious (HL and HL2 are notable exceptions and this does look cool) but one company should not have the power to stop other companies from publishing such games simple because it would force them to chose between maintaining their image and making more money.

Blargh. I do not want to be here doing things I don’t want to do.

 Our trip to Boston (two weekends ago)

April 11, 2006 at 4:55 pm  |  travel, food/drink, photos

Just posted a few pictures from our trip to Boston. They can be found here.


Me standing next to ceramic ass (with feet!). They make crazy shit in Japan.


Old school (15c) drinking game! Drink to line pass to next person and repeat.


From MFA. Painting of dog peeing in church.


Me on Freedom Trail.


Heidi at iMAX with fancy glasses (I think the guy behind her is farting!).


Outside the Green Dragon. Beer and food were consumed.

 Calling all Bobys

April 10, 2006 at 2:51 pm  |  uncategorized

Um, I’m looking to forward an email to someone who will hopefully read this but I do not have you are email address. So email me at Zipymonkey at the g to the mail…. er gmail.com. Take that email harvesters! Just try and make sense of it. Or if anyone else has Toby’s email let me know it. Or if you don’t have an email address post a comment or give me a call or something. I should make a flow chart out of this email!

 Oppressive Optimism

April 10, 2006 at 2:12 pm  |  work, sports, politics, books/reading, rant

I was looking for a soccer league to play in this summer as I want to do something active but I hate actually going to the gym/working out. So I went to seacoastnh.com. One of cover articles was about tombstone art! Hehe. Why am I laughing? Anyways, if you are going to waste the space being buried you might as well put a massive memorial on top (don’t be a waste of space?). Crap nothing there. Maybe I should play rugby because, apparently, in the US soccer is a game only for children [raspberry]. At least I can play hockey.

I’m going to miss the home opener tomorrow because I get to go to a training thing. Kind of annoying but what can you do? I think that professional development trumps personal enjoyment but my boss did say ‘tell them you have an important meeting at 2pm and that you have to leave’. Hmmm.

Dan responded to my question on why he is where he is… sort of. He explained why he went over there in the first place (a bizarre fixation on Japan caused by American stereotypes and imported Japanese movies) but not why he is still there. ‘Come over here and find out’ is his response, but I am afraid there is a ‘mwaahaha, you’ll never escape my hell’ hidden in there someplace. Well, maybe not but my experience with the Japanese work mentality frightens me. Hell, what’s happened in France frightens me, though I guess it turned out alright. It allows for/justifies the exploitation of employees. If you’ve read the Jungle you probably have an idea of why that scares me. Anyway, it most be something other than work that keeps you over there.

I just started reading ‘A Room of One’s own‘. Aren’t I sensitive. Dan might be interested in reading this as it covers the topic of women’s unequal position in (British) society.

Wow. It’s 10 am. Everyone here has been in a talkive mood, including me! Bis Spater.

 History was Boring

April 9, 2006 at 4:03 pm  |  politics, review, books/reading

Or at least it is when it was taught to me in High School. It was always so dry. I had only one teacher who taught history in such a way that made it interesting and from her class come my only High School memories of American history. I remember learning about the New Deal, FDR and the TVA (include environmental impacts, both good and bad). Interestingly enough, this teacher taught the remedial history class and requested that I be placed in the advanced history class. The advanced class a struggle, not because the course work was difficult but because I was in a constant battle with the teacher. My first paper for her was returned 3 or 4 times for revisions; I finally returned a clean copy of the original paper and was given a B+. I’m still not sure what she was trying to prove. Anyways.

I did end up with a B.A. in History but not in American History. My first history class in college was a Gen. Ed. course in World History and part of what made it so interesting was the question, ‘Why’. For example, the professor, whenever we started a new section, would ask the political and physical environment the culture lived in. Fine but after we (or I. I’m not sure anyone else ever spoke up in the class) told him he’d always ask why these were important. The answer always revolved around the idea that no one lives in a bubble. People’s lives are constantly conflicting with our natural environment and other people.

I never thought of American history as being made up of conflict. This book helps explain why. To sum it up, teachers teach from textbooks most often because it easiest and textbooks are piles of trash (at least history text books). They do not have any conflict and they are blatantly euro-centric, which makes them unrealistic, boring (would you read a suspense novel with no suspense?) and offensive to people of non-European decent. They can also be seen as offensive to women, poor people and religious minorities (Catholics, Jews, Atheists, e&c.).

The book starts by poking holes in 12 major text books; exposing blatant lies, misquotations, lack of quotations, misrepresentation of facts and suppression of the minority. An example from a favorite period of my own, is the representation of Helen Keller as a hard working cripple who succeeded in overcoming her physical disabilities, here’s what I would take as an example of what a text book might have. But the author Loewen asks is what about the rest of Keller’s life? What about when she realized that the majority of blind people were poor and that most, if not all of them would never received the education and help she did? What about her political activities? Loewen goes on from there to talk about Columbus, Indian relations, the Civil War, Racial relations and how modern history is simply not taught (did you ever get to the end of a text book?).

The book ends with an attempt at figuring out why text books are so bad and how bad text books affect students. This was probably the most pertinent part of the book but I found it the least interesting. After seeing how American history is being mistaught it is easy for me to see a need to change it, but then again there have been several attempts to make the teaching of biology a farce too so maybe defending the teaching of truth is necessary. Teaching lies can only make people more distrustful which can only have a negative effect on society.

I would recommend this book to anyone who wants a good read on American history (as a great deal of it is dealt with in the book) or who is simply interested in figuring out what they missed out on because of High School.

 I feel like crap

April 7, 2006 at 2:26 pm  |  politics

I will go home soon as I can’t seem to think straight. But first: Bush’s crowd filter must be broken or else how did this guy get in and get a microphone? Holy crap I can’t keep a thought in my head for more than a few moments!

I give up!

 Some one handed typing

April 4, 2006 at 1:26 pm  |  sports

In case you are wondering I took a wrist shot off the arm, just below the elbow pad but just about the glove, and it is now difficult to type As I do a shit load of that at work it may mean a short day. Plus I think I may be coming down with what Heidi has. Blah.

 I love my job!

April 3, 2006 at 12:18 am  |  comics/humor, work

Most people I know should use this as their homepage. I found it on a company’s site while I was apply for a job (See below). Boston was fun… you should go there sometime.

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