AH, PUNCTUATION. IT IS A COMPANION THAT HELP TO LIGHT THE WAY WHEN THINGS LOOK DIFFICULT. HERE IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO NOT USE PUNCTUATION (AND YES THE SPACE IS A FORM OF PUNCTUATION).

ANYWAYS, HEIDI ASKED ME WHAT TYPE OF WORK WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY LAST NIGHT AND MY HONEST ANSWER WAS, ‘I HAVE NO IDEA’. I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT A LITTLE BIT LAST NIGHT AND, IN A SLIGHTLY PESSIMISTIC MOOD, I REALIZED THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING THAT IS NOT USEFUL, SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT RESULT IN THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND OR ANYTHING GRANDIOUS. KEEP IN MIND THAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING DESTRUCTIVE OR HURTFUL TO EITHER PEOPLE OR THE ENVIRONMENT. JUST SOMETHING USELESS.

OF COURSE, I DO NOT HAVE A CLEAR IDEA WHAT TYPE OF USELESS THING I MIGHT WANT TO DO. WHAT CAN I DO? WORK ON A DICTIONARY? WRITE A BOOK? DESIGN BATHROOM WALL HANGINGS? PROOF READ STUFF THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED? IS ANY OF THAT ACTUALLY USELESS? MAYBE IT IS HELPFUL TO SOMEONE? SIGH. I AM MOST LIKELY JUST BEING GLOOMY. PERHAPS THIS IS JUST A RESPONSE TO WHAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING AT WORK.

WELL, WE WILL SEE HOW TODAY TURNS OUT AND THEN TOMORROW, AND THEN THE NEXT DAY.

Z.MONKEY

P.S. I AM NOT USING IE TODAY, HURRAH!