Z.Monkey’s Blog

Over the last two hours there has been a horrible out break of Monkey Herpes (MH). This has mostly been isolated to my place of employment but a strick quarantine has not completely succeeded in stopping it spread. The police and national guard have been alerted and have been instructed to shoot anyone suspected of being infected with MH. Symptoms are as follows:

• Constant scratching,
• Listening to portable music devices,
• Wearing spotted pants,
• Not wearing deodorant,
• Discussing the uselessness of public education,
• Drink diet cola/decaf coffee,
• Complaining about lossing wait while complaining about exercising/moving,
• Driving everywhere (especially to the bar or gym),
• Wearing clothing that is too small.

The public is asked to report any people exhibiting any of the above-mentioned symptoms. Please do not interact with these people, and no attempt should ever be made to breed with them.

Z.Monkey
Director of Public Health
Ministry of Truth

I have, over the last 4 or 5 days started to write something several times. None of these have come to fruition, however, as I keep getting interrupted. Today I will take the time to complete one (I have a half hour before I really have to do anything). I will not being playing hockey this summer because I waited until the first day of the season to sign up. I will not make that mistake again.

I noted earlier that I may be going to China soon… well this has been changed because of some text book that has caused security issues. Instead, the meeting is in Korea and I may still be going. We’ll see. I think that I really should try to go as this excuse to travel may evaporate soon.

Anywho, I the Tragedy of Hirio seems to have ground to a halt… I wonder if this is due to lack of communication or if none of us know where we want to go with the thing. I think if, as seems likely, Hirio is an undead hero we will end up make a comment on the Terry Schiavo case. Blah, living can be so over-rated. Perhaps, we should talk about how pointless life is or something? The do it yourself thing because other people will fuck stuff up is true but it is a pretty lame topic… To work!

Z.Monkey